If I were a month, I'd be... October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... Sunset
If I were a planet, I'd be... Saturn (gazing back at the dot)
If I were a sea animal, I'd be... A manatee (huge)
If I were a direction, I'd be... East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... A piano bench!
If I were a language, I'd be... British Sign Language
If I were a number, I'd be... 23
If I were a liquid, I'd be... wyborowa vodka
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... Garnet
If I were a tree, I'd be... A beech tree, twisty branches and all.
If I were a tool, I'd be... a Krone tool (Connecting people :> )
If I were a flower, I'd be... A foxglove
If I were a kind of weather... A rainstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... A Cello
If I were a colour, I'd be... forest green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be... sleepy affection
If I were a fruit, I'd be... A Kiwi
If I were a sound, I'd be... Leaves in the Wind
If I were an element, I'd be... Carbon
If I were a car, I'd be... Something with a lot of boot space, one window that doesn't wind down and that smells faintly of dog.
If I were a food, I'd be... Tumeric Rice
If I were a place, I'd be... Right here, right now.
If I were a material, I'd... A Silk Brocade
If I were a taste, I'd be... Peanut Butter Chicken
If I were a scent, I'd be... Lush 'Karma'
If I were an animal, I'd be... A puppydog
If I were an object, I'd be... A camera
If I were a body part, I'd be... a hip
If I were a facial expression... an unrestrained grin
If I were a song, I'd be... 'The Wrong Band'
If I were a pair of shoes.... cute little pixie boots
If I were a website, I'd be... Librarything
If I were a TV show, I'd be... The Joy of Painting
If I were an author, I'd be... Kathy Acker
If I were a painting, I'd be... Katie Elder's Medea trypdich, as exhibited in the Oxford Brookes Alumni show 'Plus One'. I wish I was monied enough to buy art like it weren't no thang.

Meme swiped from the ever lovely cmcmck at livejournal.