Ganked from Lisaquestions due to hilarity
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.
When you're finished, and if you do that sort of thing, you could try posting this too and seeing what people come up with.

Remember that time we protested the dividing of the cheese and got arrested? We ended up spending the night in gaol and having to trade cigarettes for favours.
Then the next day when we were let out all the news people were there with stuffed penguins. I still don't know what that was about.
Good times.
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You and me were watching THE WILD BUNCH over and over and I finally confided to you my lifelong love of William Holden... you of course confessed that you love him too. We started a William Holden fan club and charged people memberships for $7 each, but you know, it was mostly old people who remembered him from PICNIC and they were on fixed incomes. So we felt pretty guilty about the $7 and eliminated the membership dues.
After a few years, we dissolved the fan club, after he died... but I think of it nostalgically every time Holden says "If they move, kill em!"
It was our attempt at small business! And small businesses, John McCain reminds us, are the heart of America!
DaisyDeadheads last blog post..Now it's a monster and will not obey
I was reflecting..as one does,over past times and recal the time when howard hughs appeared quite by chance in my garage,he offered to help me tune my 67' chevy impala...i took him up on his kind offer as i didnt really think i could refuse.When the work was done he said that we should form a progressive folk duo and initiate our own ashram,we spent the next couple of hours making plans and eating salted beef from a small cheese helmet that he was wearing,when suddenly and without warning,he started to cry uncontrollably and turned into Mr Ed! Well i asked him..quite sincerely "why the long face"..unfortunately he thought i was trying to be funny and extended all 4 of his legs..the front ones forming wings and the rear ones forming a tail and part of a fuselage...the rest of his body forming the front of a constellation,then he just flew away.
As you recall,i telephoned you right away and told the whole story,to which you replied "are you insane? thats impossible..howards been with me all day flying along the east coast,sipping glasses of chilled claret and smoking cubans"
Isnt it funny how the most mundane things stick in your memory?
Aliens last blog post..MD-11 out of munich