And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.
It turns out that one of the Goons is a Phd student working on the Large Hadron collider at Cern and, in true Goon fashion, he's been running an 'any questions' megathread which has been filled with all sorts of win and particle physics.
Alongside the more serious content was a link to this delightful piece of drollery, the first time I've ever seen experimental physics presented through the medium of hiphop. You can find lyrics and various other gubbins here.
There are no words.